kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

(via oldmanhamm)

brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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(Source: dadvevo, via hi)

for-science-sake:

Time-lapse of Stinkhorn Fungus growth.

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns, via vulpeculaa)

bestqualitybeksinski:


Zdzisław Beksiński

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(via hi)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
Lemony Snicket (via almostblackandwhite)

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