if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
"im 12 but i am mature for my age"
(Source: dadvevo, via hi)
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away
(Source: cremebuns, via vulpeculaa)
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them." Lemony Snicket (via almostblackandwhite)